Rather, I want to talk to you about Bill Cosby's sweaters. A couple days ago at work, this guy (not real sure he's into chicks, if you get what I'm sezzin) wore a hideous sweater. I stopped and stared at this patch work catastrophe a little too long, and he noticed, and engaged the Fox in a conversation. I didn't really want to talk to him, but felt I should explain my staring. I said "That's one hell of a Cosby sweater you're rockin there". He just looked at me, very confused and said "Cosby sweater?" obviously looking for an explanation.
What do I tell the guy? We're not exactly buddies, and for all I know, he really likes this sweater. I mean, I thought we've all seen enough episodes of the Cosby show to understand (at least sub-consciously) the magnitude of the Cos' knitted attire. I kind of froze and said "uh, uh, its, uh, colorful" and walked away quickly. I decided to consult the trusty urban dictionary for a definition for the next time I am in this situation, and this is what I came up with:
1. The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".
Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.