I emailed taco johns about there not being any close enough to me. I actually got a response from some lady named Rebecca or Sandy or some shit. Anyway, this is TJ's official response to my complaint.
Thank you for your email; it is always good to hear from our customers.
You asked about building a Taco John’s in Bloomington, Minnesota. We have had a few inquiries for the Minneapolis area, but no commitments have been made. For now, you’ll just have to keep driving to Shakopee to enjoy our great tasting food. "