Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Career Move

You know that Jared asshole from Subway? I wanna be that guy, except for Taco Johns. I'm not sure how the logistics would work, but I think thats what I want to do from here out.

7 comments:

Shelly said...

Just go buy pants that are 20x too big for you and walk around showing people and saying, "look at all this fucking weight I lost, guy"la

Shelly said...

where the hell did that "la" come from??

Brian said...

The Ultimate Diet Plan: lots of Taco John's.

That's my kind of diet.

Justin Fox said...

The mountain dew/six pack and a pound diet. Mmmm. These bloody savages in minneapolis don't know shit about TJ's neither. There are like 4 of them in an entire metro area of like 3 million people.

KACA said...

Quit your crying and take matters into your own hands mister!

http://www.tacojohns.com/FranchisingGrowth.asp

Sponsored by the Keep America Chubby Association (KACA)

G-reg said...

The effort expended in not Shatting yourself burns more calories than are contained in a full 6-pack-and-a- pound. It's the perfect diet.

Justin Fox said...

G-Reg for the win.