Friday, April 28, 2006

Slumlord update..part deux

I got a call from the slumlord who was all of the sudden real eager to get this all taken care of and a little overly nice as well. I didn't really think anything of it at the time, but after Kevin and I got to talking about it, we think they may have actually re-rented the place already and are basically trying to double up on a months rent (which was the offer we gave them, one months rent). Sooo, if this is the case, and someone else has signed a lease already (while their technically paid up by me for another 3 days) then I don't owe them a damn thing. She wants to meet tomorrow (and strangely enough, not at the old place). So, I'm going to take a little drive by the old place first and see what I can see.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Slumlord update

Looks like I've struck a deal with my old slumlord, so there won't be any litigation. With the help of a good lawer who's a member of the local Audi club, a letter and some stern words I finally got him to agree to let me out of the lease. I guess by moving out and not giving them any options, I called their bluff. It's not final yet (the release hasn't been signed) but it will be next week. Soooo, looks like we're all good and not in the hood. BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Saturday, April 22, 2006

I'm Drunk

I'm drunk, and I like it. I'm sitting in my new, big ass house, drinking bombay tonics and murphys irish stout and listening to led zeppelin loud as hell. NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! Down at the beach, BOYEEEEEE!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Let the litigation begin

I'm out, I moved. I just packed my shit up and got out. Those hillbilly bastards watched blue collar comedy tour for 3 or 4 nights in a row, just howling like it was the funniest thing in history. I distinctly heard the same larry the cable guy bit like 2 or 3 different times and they laughed like it was the first time they'd ever seen that un original bullshit. So, I got a house. 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, nice neighborhood. All set. I imagine my (old) slumlords will be finding out soon enough, as soon as they walk into a completely empty townhouse. Then the litigation begins. I'll keep you updated.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Wait for it......

Big news on the horizon everyone...can't say exactly yet. Stay tuned.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

OMFG part 2

So the last post refered to Tuesday night. Wednesday night I actually was able to get some sleep....BUT....Apparently my roommate Kevin had a run in of his own. So my roommate sleeps on the couch downstairs. I know, its kinda weird, but he didn't want to move a bunch of his crap in, just in case we had to move fast (like were going to, don't worry, I'll explain that too). So anyway, the other bedroom has got some computers in it, along with our linux file server. So he's dead ass asleep down there, and the idiots come home at like 12:30 or somthing. He falls back asleep and is woken up by them watching a movie at full blast and laughing their asses off really loud (for 15 minutes solid I guess, like real stupid and stoned watching cartoons laugh). So he pounds on the wall. They shut up for like 10 minutes and start up again even louder. So he pounds on the wall again (he said he's lucky there was a stud there or he would have proabably went through it). This is followed with a little "feedback" from the shitty neighbors. Pretty obscene feedback. So my roommate is a calm guy but you probably don't want to piss him off because he'll tear your face off. The next day at 10am I talked to a lawyer who will take care of this bullshit situation quickly adn effectively. Then bam, the house we were all going to rent got rented out. So now I'm about to let this lawyer loose on my slumlords without a place to go. Shit. And our already poor situation with our neighbors has deteriorated to an even worse level. Oh well, we'll see what I can come up with by monday.

On a lighter note, Contratulations to Macho and Jamie! They had a baby girl yesterday, thus proving their sex organs still work! Way to go guys! I'll be in GF next weekend, I'll have to stop by and see her. So, everyone have a good weekend, I'm out.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006


I'm going to punch through my bedroom wall and ring my shithead neighbors necks in about 30 seconds if they don't put a sock in it. I have a meeting at 8:00am and right now its 1:45am, and they were screwing for about 20 minutes, BUT this time their god damn bed was banging on the wall to add to the ambience. Now, they've apparently got a whole lot to talk about, because they won't shut up. I'm moving. I'm just going to move and let them come after me because I can't take this shit any more. I'm a grown man who doesn't even want to come home from work because I live in a total shit box. Unreal.