Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Tide to go FTW

If you work in an office you must own a Tide to Go Pen. I literally spilled coffee all over my new, white and blue shirt at 9:30 this morning. I put in about 20 minute with a tide to go pen and wet paper towl and I'm good as new. This is especially handy since I spill shit on myself on a daily basis. Tide Pen, word.

15 comments:

Shelly Fire said...
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Shelly Fire said...

I just use the Thermite Pen.

brian said...

We have Taco John's here in Madison. Yes, I'm still thinking about your last post.

Justin Fox said...

1. What is the thermite pen?

2. Yes, TJ's is heaven. I can't believe those vaginas ruined good tradition like that.

Shelly Fire said...

It's like the tide pen, but it contains thermite. It'll pwn anything it touches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oYe1DLwsEQ&search=Thermite

Justin Fox said...

Thermite ftmfw!

Simmons said...

Jen told me to tell you that shout wipes also work great.

Justin Fox said...

"Jen told me". Yea right, you love shout wipes. Its ok man, just cause we love cleaning supplies doesn't make us gay. Or at least any gayer than we already were.

Shelly Fire said...

It makes you very gay. More than you already were. Thermite ftmfw

Justin Fox said...

Will Shout wipes take skid marks out of your undies? Just wondering of course, it'd be nice in case you shit yourself mid-work day.

Shelly Fire said...

Shout wipes won't, but a women will. They have to, it's their birthrite.

brian said...

Foxy let's make a run for the border, I got a hunger only tacos can stop.

Shelly Fire said...

Signs Your Computer Was Drinking Last Night
11. Everything you saved the night before, your computer has forgotten.
10. It keeps hurling out ever CD you put into it.
9. The computer monitor dims a little every time you click the mouse.
8. Your sound card plays everything at half the speed it should.
7. All error messages read: "A serious error has occured. If you get me through this, I promise I'll never do it again."
6. Your computer automatically adds "I love you man" to your email signature.
5. When playing an MP3, you can hear someone in the background singing karaoke.
4. Whenever you start your computer, it comes up with a message saying, "Firewall?! We don't need no steenking firewall."
3. No matter how you position it, your computer slowly slides off your desk.
2. Your "Start" button changes to "Get 'r Done"
1. You go in the next morning and there's some strange modem lying by your computer.

Justin Fox said...

I know exactly what I'm going to order...Three tacos two tostadas and a soda pop.

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