I'm out, I moved. I just packed my shit up and got out. Those hillbilly bastards watched blue collar comedy tour for 3 or 4 nights in a row, just howling like it was the funniest thing in history. I distinctly heard the same larry the cable guy bit like 2 or 3 different times and they laughed like it was the first time they'd ever seen that un original bullshit. So, I got a house. 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, nice neighborhood. All set. I imagine my (old) slumlords will be finding out soon enough, as soon as they walk into a completely empty townhouse. Then the litigation begins. I'll keep you updated.